I can't believe I forgot to blog about this, but here are 2 jokes I heard which I think is rather funny.

How did the butcher introduce his wife?


Meeeeet Pattyy!!! (Meat Pattie)


The second one is quite lame though.

Mas Selamat has escaped Singapore and fled into Malaysia. Malaysia has put up wanted signs for him. It reads "Selamat Datang"

Haha. I think it means Welcom, haha.