as predicted ive been at home the whole day.. watching tv and what not.. at the moment im currently watching a video.. quite funny haha.. its called better than you.. this is how it goes
a video is playing on several animals and there is narration.. this is what he says

this is the cheetah.. it can move at speeds up to 76km/h.. if a human raced a cheetah.. the cheetah would beat you.. and then it would probably eat you.. the cheetah is better than you

this is the penguin.. a penguin a partner and mates for life.. you probably dont even have a girlfriend or a boyfriend.. the penguin is happier than you and the penguin is better than you

this is the salt water crocodile.. it wil.. it shits all over you

this is a polar bear.. it primarily eats seals.. can you eat a seal.. the polar bear is better than you

this is the giant tortoise.. it has been known to live to up to 250 years old.. its is older than you.. and your dad.. and your granddad.. the tortoise is better than your whole family

this is the tapir.. it is extremely ugly.. it looks like the bastard child of a pig and an elephant... but is has the largest penis to body size ratio of any animal.. you have one of the smallest.. the tapir is a bigger dude than you.. it is better than you

haha.. maybe i'll update later.. and of course i didnt do my work yet like i planned.. haha.. been on meta cafe for the past 2 hours or so.. haha